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Your Cruise Director Julie
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I wish Popehat would have gotten to write the reply. It would have been vastly more entertaining.

found the offended bourgeoisie

It’s great for a house of 5 or 6 adults, each with their own car. When I drive by “mansions” that have lots of cars/work vans parked in front night after night, I conclude that it’s not a family living there, just a bunch of people (maybe friends, maybe randoms that answered an ad) renting rooms.

I just find her pat critiques as one-note and bland as the homes she targets. Like a milquetoast Adolf Loos crossed with a rockist music critic.

A friend sent me a link to the blog last week and I did not understand why he found it so funny. It’s a cross between Nelson’s HAHA! and Perez Hilton putting cum on everyone’s face. The woman doesn’t seem to have any taste, just a set of design principles, which I disagree she does an educational job of pointing out

I think I lost my sense of humour because I did not find that funny.

I’m no McMansion fan but I feel 0% bad for her

Didn’t they say she was 23? That’s all they know.

Shanita, this was hard to read, but thank you so much for writing it.

“Ten months later, he’s found not guilty of robbery in the first degree.”

And in someways, it’s this microaggressive shit that’s worse. Like, if a dude were to slap my ass or straight up proposition me, everyone* would immediately understand that as terrible and be outraged. There’s some comfort in knowing the people in the room are all with me on that. On the other hand, when you just get

Not even word salad. Just like word wastebasket.

“She has a nice smile on her face so I bet she treats you well,” says Trump. He seems to listen to Varadkar briefly, then adds, “He thanks you for the newspapers, Caitriona.”

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

How is it possible for a 71 year old man to have ZERO social graces???

Is it naive of me to think that Azalea didn’t actually mean it in the shady way? In context of the quote, it sounds to me like she’s using it straight i.e. “She and I are not familiar with one another as human beings, vs. “She’s not famous enough for me to know who she is.”

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! JK but Britney is actually an amazing performer, which Igloo is not...

The only thing I can’t believe is that this doesn’t have something to do with Russia.

Mom? Holy shit. That was my mom’s name, too.