You’re telling me that a woman who makes millions of dollars a year from her iPhone apps can only pay the woman carrying her child a measly $4,000 if she loses her reproductive organs?!

It’s all about the lining.

Clever Kim, announces her surrogate, right after the public condemns her for blackface, cultural appropriation. She could certainly be in politics, she’s got the formula down.

I guess surrogate is their super fan, because KK got her cheap and by agency they mean one of snapchat fans.

http://guardianlv.com/2013/12/kim-kardashian-gets-1-3-million-bag-from-kanye-west-for-christmas/

That’s cute. Paul Ryan can barely get in his daily P-90 workout in between all the special interest cock he sucks, but the Wisconsin GOP is pointing fingers.

Seeing Paul Ryan lose would be amazing.

“Washington and defend his liberal special interest friends.”

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

Ehh, while the whole 1989 “Swift Squad” muddled things considerably (And there is a laundry list of celebs who fell into her orbit and fell out just as fast); I’d definitely put Lorde in Taylor’s actual friend circle with the likes of Ed Sheeran and the Haim sisters but probably not (yet, anyway) at the friend level…

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Ugh, I’m really getting sick of language being SO policed. Didn’t anyone with severe allergies also get upset at Lorde and force her to apologize? People die from allergies!

It really feels like this country has hit a bad turning point. If McConnell pulls off this secret healthcare maneuver, we truly are fucked and not only on healthcare. He will try to use this strategy every chance he gets. One-party rule without even giving lipservice to the Constitution or rule of law. I think this is…

And yet the Republicans aren’t going to lift a finger to remove him as long as they can destroy healthcare and give tax cuts to the super wealthy.

At this point, no one with established credentials will work with this administration. It is shattering under the weight of its incompetency.

Would you rather bang beiber or be triple teamed by hanson?

you are right on the male Miley Cyrus

And they have every right to, as “MmmBop” was and remains to this day an excellent pop song.

And they’re not wrong. Of course Beibers music is only enhanced by his coopting of a culture that isn’t his. He’s a male Katy Perry/ Miley Cyrus.