As Bobby wrote yesterday (or the day before maybe, he’s been writing about her a lot), Katy revealed that Teenage Dream is about Josh Groban.

Seriously? He told one girl that if she wanted to prove she was his number one fan, she needed to bend over and show him her butthole. She repeatedly told him she didn’t want to and he pressured her over and over, telling her she needed to do it to prove she was his number one fan (and if she was lucky she could suck…

I came for the shark gif and am leaving fully satisfied. Thank you, kind sir.

This one’s yours? It’s awesome, I snagged it at Wonkette. :)

Yeah, normally when these stories pop up I’m completely Team Taylor, Katy is ridiculous. When this one popped up? Bobby, give it a fucking rest. It’s kind of you stirring the shit pot at this point. So what if Taylor released her catalogue the same day Katy released her album? Is that the hill we think she’s dying on?

I’m pretty sure there’s still one or two he doesn’t care about.

Nicole Wallace killed me earlier today when she said someone who kills baby elephants has no business lecturing anyone.

We need one day a week of Rachel + Joy together on MSNBC.

I had two TIAs when I was pregnant and I was so confused I couldn’t even speak. They only lasted for five minutes or so at their worst levels but I was fuzzy for a day or two.

That’s exactly what I thought when I saw him questioning Coates and Rogers yesterday. He sounded confused and was muttering. He’s usually so sharp, I was actually worried.

Yo, Katy: shut up.

*ding ding ding* Winner. This one time it’s all about the charity story or else they’d have sent out one of the slightly less repulsive Trump spawn.

Two words: Fox News. Well, Breitbart News too. They’ve all crossed there at some point.

Admit it, you were russian to get that one out before any of these other turkeys.

Here an oligarch, there an oligarch, everywhere an oligarch. I’m developing some great Russian pronunciation skills.

No!!? Seriously, you end up back in the grays for a comment one of the Jez writers doesn’t like (they’re the gods that lift you out to begin with, right?)?

I was molested. I’m okay with him killing himself.

As someone who was molested by a family member, I can tell you it never goes away. It’s been 40+ years and there are still times I have to take PTSD meds at night to sleep because I have nightmares about it.

He hate-watches Morning Joe all the time. Every so often they’ll get him really riled up, like this morning. It’s usually when they start saying he’s got dementia.

Seriously, congratulations on handling this well. I’m apparently going to eat and medicate myself through the next four years. Tip: buy stock in Pepperidge Farm.