I hope she punched you then went and bought a Honda.

Wasn’t he just bitching last year that our military had been decimated and our troops needed trillions of dollars so they didn’t have to keep fixing their fighter jets and tanks with duct tape?

I downed three Klonopin and a Zaleplon tonight (last night) and I still couldn’t sleep. I’m going to start building a safe space in my basement and I really don’t know if I’m kidding

Me too. My AC usually goes on sometime in May and stays on through September (and I live in Wisconsin). I can’t bear to have my house hotter than 68 degrees.

Ew, I can almost hear Rex Ryan’s zipper going down.

There are a lot of days when it’s a struggle to want to be on this planet anymore. If I didn’t have family, I would seriously be thinking about going off the grid in the wilds of Montana. I’ve driven through Montana. No one lives there.

Well we are going to cut Meals on Wheels.

Mike Pence is going to be caught in an old farmhouse he bought under the name “Whitey Lancer.” In the barn they’ll find a dozen mini horses wearing boy’s underwear and tube socks.

Apparently this idiot didn’t learn a thing last week either. You can’t run it like a business because it isn’t one. You have to get permission from Congress to buy dental floss and since he and his “ideas” are universally reviled by everyone but his usual buttlickers, he ain’t doin’ nothing.

Lord. At least as of last season, Sharna had a serious boyfriend she’d been with a while.

It’s my pal, Trey “Jughead” Gowdy! I barely recognize him without his Senate bestie Jason “Pig-nosed Dog-fucker” Chaffetz.

Truly the gif no one asked for. *shudder*

I got Botox for my migraines twice and honestly, I hated what it did to my forehead (I’m 49). I couldn’t move anything which was weird since 3/4 of my expressions involve my eyebrows. My skin looked really strange too. It was super smooth, almost glassy, and didn’t match the rest of my face.

I’ve always thought he looks like some weird Brazilian frog.

I know that’s supposed to be funny but it wasn’t for me. I’m not epileptic but strobe lights, especially multicolored ones, are among the top three triggers for my migraines. I was slowly scrolling down, reading the comments and now I’ve got a big Technicolor blinking frog burned behind my eyes.

I hope next time she yanks her hand away and lets the fucker fall down the steps.

And Merkel is giving him a mean side-eye, reminding him she can cancel her travel plans with no notice.

“Piss off!” delivered by national treasure Mary Berry would be the ultimate cut.

The people in question are not undocumented. They have visas or citizenship but are are afraid to be stopped, especially if they have undocumented relatives.

Read the story. The people are legally able to collect them. They either have permanent visas or are citizens but may have illegals in their household who aren’t collecting that they’re afraid might be found if SNAP does a review.