“So that’s what it feels like to suffer a merciless beating at home.” 

I get that it’s ALL wrong and TWO wrongs don’t make a right...But I’m also a petty bitch and it’s why I don’t feel too bad when stuff like this happens to Burfict.

it’s actually called responsible journalism, which I know you’re not used to if you are a regular here. The hotel did the right thing. The Dodgers did the right thing. The Daily Beast did the right thing. Maybe go back to Twitter to fill up your glass of wokeness.

I haven’t made a list, but I think Andrew Wiggins is definitely outside the NBA’s top 50 players, and might be outside the top 100. It’s unclear at this point whether he is actually Good.

List of grown men going by “Jimmy”:

I don't think Wiggins is anywhere near a top 50 player, though he has an enormous contract.

“Also hearing a lot of players were entranced by Butler’s unique aroma and animal magnetism. Several asked if they could move in with him and just marinate themselves in his powerful, masculine splendor.”

I don’t know if he ever actually played the role before, but in my mind’s eye, John Henry always looked like Michael Clarke Duncan.

Please shut the fuck up.

She didn’t even accuse him of rape, but go for it if it makes you feel better snowflake.

Lars Eller is the first Dane to win the Stanley Cup. He pointed out to the Bruins bench that the Capitol One Arena nee Verizon Center nee MCI Center, was “Aarhaus”, but Marchand wasn’t Copenhaven any of it, took great Odense, and nearly Roskilde him. 

Rodgers emphatically denied any rift, but eyebrows were raised when he added, “Mike is like a member of my own family.”

He needs to be careful questioning McCarthy’s methods. He might get accused of being a Communist.

The Unwritten Rules of Hockey:

Pretty obvious travel tho

I’m gonna need more beer.