He probably was. But...Knicks.

The Raptors shot 50 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three, which is a whopping three percent better than their respective regular season averages. Settle down.

It’s exceedingly bizarre the two consensus best players in this series are probably leaving their teams this summer.

So we have a young, non-Canadian player who just beat Canada’s national team for a championship, and is now blowing off the NHL scouting combine to party his way around his home country for a week.

I wanna see giant monsters smash the shit out of buildings and each other. That’s about it.  I am a simple kryptonian.

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

Rays: where did you learn to leave huge parts of the park unoccupied?

A black hole accurately describes most of the area between Tampa and Miami, so yes, a black, meth-fueled hole.

The players have to perform if they expect the fans to show up. I mean, just look at their record...(takes own advice)

So if the Rays and Marlins meet, could we expect a black hole to form amidst all that emptiness?

You are wrong.  

“you can’t just have two hours of kaiju slapping each other around like a gargantuan WWE highlights reel.”

Swing and a whiff. Rife strikes out again. She is below the Mendoza-line.

This review makes the movie sound like exactly what I wanted out of the first one. Less time spent on human characters I don’t care one bit about and more kaiju fights featuring ridiculously awesome looking monsters. 

Godzilla 2014: “Not enough Godzilla.”
Godzilla 2019: “Too much Godzilla.”

Can I just get a compare-and-contrast with regards to the first Pacific Rim? I’m more than okay with Michael Dougherty getting $200,000,000 just to blow it all on sick kaiju designs and outstanding sound effects.

Rats are moving in and taking over.  Pay attention!

As a Jets fan, I can’t think of a more appropriate head coach than Adam Gase.  After all, he’s a guy who polished the turd otherwise known as Ryan Tannehill into the pile of broken turds that he is today. 

Deicide vs Pope...the symbology was too beautiful for this world.

It’s the name that middle schoolers carve into the door of a bathroom stall with a fake phone number underneath it.

This episode of black mirror sucks