...and while he’s not what anyone would call quick, he does seem to have an idea of where to stand, which is a skill not all big men can pick up naturally.

You’re a fucking idiot.

You’re a fucking idiot.

You’re a fucking idiot.

I always wondered if Kermit would make for a great NFL QB.

No one is going to watch the game and baseball will immediately die following the conclusion as there is simply no way ANYONE watches approximately 50 mound visits in this game.  The game will take ~7 hours.  No wonder the sport is dying.

I’m sick of buying iPhones. For the past decade, I’ve been buying them and loving them and breaking them and losing them and replacing them and, when September comes along, upgrading them. Last year, it cost me over $1,200 to get an iPhone X, and against my better judgment, I’m very seriously considering spending…