(I think these morons actually got all of the categories covered in their spray-painting spree).

She’s No. 1 on my list.

Serious question: Why does ANYONE use that word?

But what are they going to do?

a perfect example of how new ideas, radical thinking

This is too much to take in. What do I have to do with my NETGEAR home router?

My wife sends you all of the stars.

I’m here to defend the Festiva. Great car.

Until the next neighbor moves in. Then THEY have to prove THEMSELVES, too.

Don’t stereotype. Every Trump supporter I know is either financially successful, educated or both. They DO tend to be assholes and think everyone needs to a) suck it up, b) pick themselves up by their bootstraps, c) stop whining (oh, and they tend to be snowballs when it comes to people doing things they don’t like).…

Talking to black people might be hard, but if Hylton had simply told the two men that they needed to purchase something in order to sit in Starbucks, perhaps they would rather have paid for a $12 cup of coffee than go to jail and be humiliated in front of an entire coffee shop.

Yes. I also love JoAnne’s Fabric, and A.C. Moore is crazy with coupons—you can call them up on your phone, in the store, on their wifi. I did that once while in line!

Is the woman in the photo on the phone the actual woman who called the police?

I agree, to a point. The dick cleaning thing is just, ewh. I’d be embarrassed watching that with my parents. And I feel gross about it now. There are dozens of scenes that I’d completely agree with—or you’d never watch any movie! But that joke—no.

So many of the great comedies of yore are cringe-worthy today because of the horrible misogyny. It’s painful to watch today and I wouldn’t show them scenes, even if I’d show them great swaths of the film in general.

The “video” the store keeps should show who was “screaming”.

Please refrain from the casual use of the word “bitches” for the obvious reasons.

At first I thought he was wearing a cricket jacket, because of the piping.

Surprise: No women. No women mentioned by Trump. No women (or the absence of women) mentioned in the article. No women.

My Depression-era, blue collar Bronx-bred white parents raised me on this. It is, as you write, a “struggle meal” from when my family struggled in the 30s and 40s.