You should have had Emily Leibert write this one so she could accuse the victim of being someone who was likely to grow into an entitled fuckboy. 

Because she’s semi-well-known in certain circles and is being held by a nuclear power currently that is currently invading Europe. If Russia were not currently invading Ukraine, I highly doubt it would get this level of coverage here or elsewhere. Beyond that, Jezebel have a demonstrated prior (if erratic) interest…

Fairly certain insinuating that virtue signaling is a thing means you’re a cancelled fascist now. 

You guys wanted rat semen?

Why do these articles keep using the phrase “wrongfully detained?” She commited a crime and is in jail awaiting trial in accordance with Russians laws and customs. She wasn’t kidnapped and held without due process. 

When you’re facing life for a hate crime murder, the only appeal your lawyer can make is “Your Honor, my client would like to go to prison for less time if possible. Also, he’d like to hand pick where he’d like to do his time.” The worst the judge can say is no, and in this case McMichaels should expect the worst.

“Not curious enough to actually sit down and watch the damn thing, admittedly...”

“.... those people.”

He wants to go to whatever it is he imagines White Man Federal Playground is.

IKR. I’m kind of shocked. 

Watching you all cannibalize yourselves is awesome.  

Does he think they’re going to put him in minimum security or something?

I’m thinking federal time would be, generally speaking, easier than in a state prison in Georgia.

Gerrymandering doesn’t matter in a statewide measure.

Milkshake is ableist and highly offensive to the lactose intolerant.

You’re literally a caricature.

Yeah, they voted against the $400B in PORK that got earmarked into it at the last minute.

Never understood why Swift is famous.

If the title of this article was “Hulu’s ‘Not Okay’ Shows Us Everything That’s Not OK With Black Women”, everyone would be apoplectic.

You’re a professional victim presumably, that makes it easy for you to read subtext that supports your own worldview of how awful white people are.