She’s seen many rods, though I’m not sure any were a meter long.

She worked something hard all right.

She’s not going to sleep with you.

Speaking from experience, I take it.

Given her profession, this just seems like the straw that broke the camel’s back.

How fucking old are you that your mom was still getting Sear’s catalogues when you were a child?

Darwin Awards!

Life changing? I mean yeah, she won’t be able to stream herself getting fucked for a while, I guess.

Apparently companies are supposed to just give shit away for free.

You’re telling me not everyone can afford the same luxury items? And this is some sort of injustice?

I’m sure all the criminals with their unregistered guns will abide by this bill, as we know they are always adhering to the law.

As opposed to a guy who lived off his parents in to his 40's and his sister sold him an apartment for $1?

“forced birth,” as if you think getting pregnant is a disease you can catch. There are a million different ways to avoid getting pregnant.

How exactly is removing the federal government from healthcare “removing civil liberties?”

A racist Democrat?!

Further proving that Berkeley is clown world.

I can’t wait for the meltdown when Warnock loses.

What place would be safer than the VP’s residence?

This is pretty hilarious, all things considered.

I hear words are one of the most dangerous weapons on the planet.