This article could have been summed up as “Why won’t the government pay for my elective medical care?!” 

Did you miss your anger management appointment?

And then, when the school refuses to officially recognize the chapter of something as poorly named as “Black Menaces” and reveal that their intention is literally just to cause trouble, they can scream about how that’s RAYYYYCCEEEEEESSSSSS

Ladies and Gentlemen, the world’s biggest internet tough guy.

Yeah sure, “local racist groups did all the violence!” No, we saw it plain as day on TV and in person. You were rioting, just because you claim it was for some bullshit non-existent cause that was grifting assloads of money off you is your problem.

At least we’re on time.

Certainly is.

I mean, I’m pretty sure sleeping in the drivers seat of a car that’s missing a wheel, and then not knowing whose car it is, might be a bit of a red flag.

I’d be pretty curious to see how many actual fines that would get him.

Somehow I don’t think this is the type of “creative” content the Seahawks had in mind for Marshawn to produce.

How is it not?

Corrupt Attorney General is Corrupt. News at 11.

Well THAT explains why they’re so butthurt about the Heard/Depp trial.

I can say with 100%, absolute scientific certainty that I have no idea what the fuck “the nervous game” is or why you were touching each other like that; you fucking weirdos.

I’m trying to find out if this article expects me to feel bad for Lizzo, at home eating an entire large meat lovers pizza by herself in her mansion.

I mean, they apparently didn’t suffer from the ammunition shortage over the past few years, they’re still out there blastin’ away.

I’m pretty sure the easier, and more logical answer is that tons of black men are on the down low in Georgia banging other dudes and don’t want to go to a doctor.

Bruh, do you know how hard it is to turn down a bathhouse orgy?

Do you practice your performative rage in the mirror every morning?

Don’t forget, words are violence!