“stop fixing my exploits!” is the weirdest flex I’ve seen in a minute.

The Root has never met a contract it could understand.

It’s almost like The Root doesn’t know what “breach of contract” means. If I make a reservation at a restaurant for 10 people and show up with 20, and the restaurant can’t accommodate me, that’s my problem.

That statement is a total misrepresentation of the facts. McCarthy literally said “we are going to look at the wonky shit you’re doing over there, because you seem to be running amok.” Maybe the DOJ wouldn’t be under such a microscope if they weren’t casually threatening to surveil parents for going to school board…

Luckily, #MeToo has no traction anymore.

I bet you call someone looking at you funny “assault” too.

They’ve spent like 7 years now trying to find something on Trump and have never found anything - which is impressive for a bumbling FBI stocked with partisan cronies.

Amazing. Everything you just said is wrong.

A threat to do what? Provide the oversight that’s already supposed to be happening but isn’t?

“Please fire my Hall of Fame coach” is a weird way to ask for a trade.

I’m confused, are we supporting black women here or not?

I’d like to agree with you, but I feel like if your ex is fame whore Kim Kardashian, all bets are off. Kanye’s probably told her a few too many times “God lookin’ down at you, thinkin’ he didn’t give you that ass!” 

I literally stopped reading the first book before Frodo even got to leave his village. I remember three paragraphs about the inside decor of Bilbo’s house and a wooden chair Gandalf sat in and said “Jesus fuck, get on with it.”

C. Tolkien doesn’t have a leg to stand on since he himself has done nothing in his life.

Yes, we get it, you’re angry.

You sound a bit..Defensive. Dare I say, angry..

Lemme guess...The vegans are angry about the angry vegan meme?

It’s pretty hilarious that they said “Black American...I know! Make her a graffiti artist!”

Stop blackwashing comics?

Who would’ve thought that a sports network might not want to alienate its customer base by talking about political bullshit.