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Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so ‘87.

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I was wondering the same thing myself - is redemption even possible in this case? I think the odds of that would have been much greater had CK addressed these accusations when they first surfaced rather than attempting to deny them via ignoring them. If he owns up and apologizes now, it’s just going to seem as

With every hour that goes by without him releasing a statement, the more I keep thinking someone’s going to find his corpse in few days.

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Although in retrospect it really does warrant that Bob’s Burgers “Oil Spill” parody, I remember being totally mesmerized by Tori Amos’ performance of Icicle on the Tonight Show back in 94. I was about twelve at the time and it was my first time seeing her perform live and I was immediately drawn in.

Might have to steal this idea for next year.

I’ve always loved Halloween and have had a few “favorite” costumes over the years (I’ve done a mean Peg Bundy, Courtney Love, and Turanga Leela), but it’s been way more fun since spawning and being able to use my son as the ultimate costume accessory. My two fav with him are his first Halloween when we went as

Also, Trollfoot.

Amy Sedaris’ instagram is gold.

Louis CK, who not only continues to churn out a hilarious new hour-long every year, but has also impressed me with his forays into other mediums. I didn’t expect to like Horace and Pete as much as I did, but it wound up being one of my favorite series of the past few years and that Laurie Metcalf episode might be the

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I would not want to be Sweet Dee when Lil’ Kev dropped his diss track. Who’s retarded now, indeed.

I read the books and just could never get invested in any of the Greyjoys beyond Theon. The Greyjoys and the Sand Snakes were casualties of the fact that Martin added too many new characters too late in the game for me to view them as anything other than a distraction from the main goings-on.

Yeah, I was really hoping that was the last we’d see of Euron, followed by a handwritten placard telling us he died on the way back to his home planet.