Thanks for your continued support of Jezspin. We really had a blast.

That’s one long-ass calendar.

If men got pregnant abortions would be available via drive-thru.

I'd like to teach the world to sing

Looks like someone kilt him.

"pee" got my first attempt flagged as illegal

THE M-CAMINO

I misunderstood the assignment.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

Rallying and still standing after 54 shots? Who are they, Vodka Samm?

Fuck these rich ass bastards... I'm chillin by the pool too!

Really, the comparison is there. Rosa Parks refused to stand up and move on a bus, and Johnny Manziel often has trouble standing up.