All trains don’t stop at all stations. And its not a good idea to stand on a platform even in good weather if your train isn’t there, lots of debris can appear out of nowhere. Saw a fellow commuter take a folding lawn chair to the body once, and we had no idea where it came from.

The train, or filming it?

Thanks for your continued support of Jezspin. We really had a blast.

That’s one long-ass calendar.

If men got pregnant abortions would be available via drive-thru.

Here’s what I don’t like: I don’t want a huge phone. The 4.7 inch Moto X was awesome. The 5.2 was also awesome, but just a teeeeeny bit big for my taste. But this? No. I want this phone, just shrunk down to 5.2 again. I’d even pay more for that. I said it last year and I’ll say it again: Bigger != Better.

Famous last words buddy.

Oh internet, never change

Thats mescaline not mezcal

We could use lasers to turn it into something more interesting. Like a TED talk on the color beige for example.

Not my robot sir. He was just holding it for this Will Robinson dude. Said he was lost. My robot has never been in trouble before this sir.

I'd just like to let you know that we appreciate that you and many other news sources are not reporting stories using any of this data from ordinary employees (other than general statements and vague descriptions like this article).

What happened to your old bff Jill?

I'd like to teach the world to sing

Looks like someone kilt him.

Here's my list:

This

Third generation rocked. I still use mine. Man it cost a fortune for 32 gigs though.

"pee" got my first attempt flagged as illegal

Springpad. It's only been a few weeks and I already miss the heck out of it. I used it every day! I just don't like any of the alternatives.