Wrong, everyone knows it was controlling the CHEMTRAIL distribution network! Wake up, sheeple!

I tip my tinfoil hat to you.

No one's sure what was inside? Come one guys. Isn't it obvious? IT WAS EBOLA! Don't you think it's just a little TOO convenient that Ebola starts spreading right before this thing comes down? Its mission was done. Its cargo was spent. Mark my words, by time this thing comes back down from its next mission Obama will…

When I was a kid, the mom of my best friend at the time was a nurse at our small local hospital. We were hanging out in the waiting room when a couple came in very awkwardly, the woman bent over and the man crouched behind her, a towel draped between them and over one of the man's arms. Turns out he became stuck…

Outside Our Own Solar System

Well, 1142 years ago anyways. This is pretty dang awesome. Obviously interstellar war is afoot.

GIGANTIC HANGER

I hope I say this right because I have autism. If you were my son I would have enever shunned you. Being a parent might not always have you agreeing with your child but never, hurt your child express your differences but still convey how much you love them.

so the money will likely help him survive for at least several months.

You break it, you buy it. They broke their relationship with their son, and now they have to deal with the consequences of that. You don't get to be a bigot and then get to duck what you reap from being that way.

Do we REALLY need to have a conversation about the history of American Indian boarding schools run in this country for hundreds of years and their policy of forcibly cutting children's hair in direct violation of their native cultures in an effort to destroy their identities and reshape them as good little Christian…

School district officials say they followed procedure "one hundred percent", pointing toa page in the district handbook that states, "certain recognized religious or spiritual beliefs may qualify for an exception from provisions of the dress code."

This is what I can't get. Also, at 5 or 6 years old, the other kids are not going to really give a shit that one of their classmates has long hair and they don't. If they ask, it's a good teaching moment to explain to them about how people are can be different or look different but on the inside we're all the same and…

Oh, cool. A devastating end to a shithead summer

Something tells me this will go down as her crowning achievement.

These fuckers need to calm their Burmese pythons.

Michael Bay is gonna use this clip as a trailer for Transformers 5 - except when the jet starts to pass the Lamborghini will turn into a Deceptacon and shoot the jet down.