He gets 10 percent of that ejaculation.

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Take my sticky money!

Some of them are Davids, but most of them are Daves.

Going to Alcoholics Anonymous can be a brush with fame. You'd never if the stinky drunk next to you wrote Beowulf.

Brush him like crazy.

"I like to jack off to Christina Applegate from Who's The Boss."

They're just stealing the plot of Joy Luck Club.

Who's the DDoS?

Featuring Christina Slater.

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn't have to wait so long.

My ex once asked me if I wanted to try the Blackwater-Dutch Segment in bed. I had to throw away the sheets.

And a damn tasty cookie.

Go ask Alice.

Ms. Robot

I wish RockStar and Bethesda collaborated, because you could have a thing where you just hire a partner and they are very good at following you and having your back.

The long-ass epilogue?

I doubt they had Mounties back then, but I'd love if it RDR2 had some element of snow. I don't remember that was the first one, maybe it did.

RDR and GTA were similar, in that you just want to forget any missions and just shoot at shit for awhile. I don't know how long I spent climbing onto the roof of a train and shooting at birds.

Have there ever been any Westerns about those upper states like Montana or Wyoming?