le jokes

Handicapped placard for the group van.

Mullhawkwind Drive

Barkhad Abdi or GTFO.

I'm not cutting up my six-pack ring. In fact, I'm adding thorns.

(leaves premises entirely)

Captain Planet and His Pussy Posse

It would be like the end of Man of Steel.

Is this kind of a Raiders of the Lost Ark thing where he had no ultimate agency in the story?

I asked Russell Stover, but he just tried to butter me up.

Anybody notice there was a robot that looks like a statue sitting on a chair in the background? Maybe my eyes were playing tricks on me, but it looked like marble or something.

Also, the ones that die violently seem to be alive the next day.

https://media.giphy.com/med…

Yo mama.

Stuck inside of Joan Baez with the Memphis blueballs again.

The limit of division by zero can be +∞, −∞ or no limit.

Conrad Murray just won the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

Everybody must get balls deep in Joan Baez

Better than a pearl necklace.

The bile's not yellow; it's chicken!