I was making my mouth into a Predator mouth this morning in the bathroom. It was kinda scary.
clownpenis.fart
youonlykillonce--disqus
"Would you like some cookies?"
His brother, Guillermo, likes to do the same thing with directing jobs.
He's one ugly motherfucker.
I hope Mrs. Del Toro isn't a film.
Predator predates Predators and The Predator.
Is this about Bill Clinton?
Must be some slack-jawed… bundle of sticks!
Unshackled and Raw
Billy Bush
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Me too, except for airplane glue and whipped cream.
Locker Room Pillow Talk
Yeah, this meme has osteoporosis.
"Did you hear about the debate? Um, I think I'm gonna go but, um, my friends don't really wanna go. Could I get a ride?"
The Pelvic Energy Policy
I'm just guessing Jonah Hill will be delivering his Oscar speech in 3 years.