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HOLY SHIT I CAN FINALLY WARN DESDEMONA ABOUT THAT THING NOW

It’s actually a reference to a 50's TV jingle for Brylcreem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brylcreem

“Beyond the garden variety garbage men bombard every woman on the internet with, Koul’s occupation and beat means she is subject to especially vile tweets, emails, and Facebook messages.”