I think you are underestimating us. My friends and I used to watch SBTB as pre-teens/teens just because of how ridiculous it was.

Sir this is a pick-your-own pumpkin patch.

BONG

Lord knows I’m a klutz and I’ve definitely had the car in the wrong gear before, but... how on earth did he hit the gas so hard he went THROUGH the storefront????? You don’t need to accelerate that fast to get out of a parking space holy shit

That Taco Bell patron? Jason Mendoza’s friend (brother?), Pillboi.

“No one will ever love you the way they loved my father.”

One of our most streets-ahead human beings.

Does... does she not know that ASU is shorthand for “DeVry but with binge drinking?”

Oh, you sweet, summer child.

Given that this case involves beer, I presume Kavanaugh would be writing the majority opinion...

“What in the world is New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft thinking?! And worse, what’s he doing?!!!!”

This is the best news ever.......

That they are a sandwich.

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

How the Hell am I supposed to say ‘Nut Juice’ without giggling like a little schoolgirl?

Steiner vs. Joe also gave us Steiner Math. I therefore declare it the greatest feud in wrestling history.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

If there was anyone in need of a smoke and a pancake, it’s Tucker Carlson.