Gone are the erstwhile days in which we could call Canada “America’s Hat”. Soon, if this keeps up, we’ll be “Canada’s Uggs”, because we will be that shitty and tasteless.

Sleazy Reader.

“You’re just trying to protect your family.” From what? 

Moron. Everyone knows that this is exactly what edibles are for.

I would watch a show in which she moved to New Orleans and became a Private Investigator, with the Heck family occasionally dropping by to wish her luck.

Questionable immigration status, Eastern European origin, it all makes sense...

But is she UNDEAD?

“No parent should have to wonder, ‘Is today the last day my sweet boy will be able to torture a dog to death?’.”

I know Gilbert and Sykes are incensed, but this couldn’t have been that big a shock. You don’t tag with Stone Cold Steve Austin and then be surprised when he gives you a Stone Cold Stunner for the hell of it.

Tom Arnold’s been a good dude ever since he realized that he *could* tie people up and make them watch his shoes (he’s good with knots!) but he didn’t.

Lynch says after watching a movie you should meditate for 10 hours then go see some band where hot twentysomething girls sing lilting shoegaze.

This speech has Stephen Miller’s grubby, mediocre handprints all over it.

Definitely swords.

Yeah, but his banal non-apology apology will sound AMAZING!

Bob Ross, I’d be so sad if Bob Ross turned out to be a creep. Like, what about the happy little clouds Bob!? Now they’re crying, just like me! Lol

“Alien Miners” is like 50% of Doctor Who episodes.

What the F.