youngrutiger
Young Rutiger
youngrutiger

If you're always angry, you aren't being emotional. That's just your default state.

As a man over 40 who doesn't date, I've realized that I'm a goddamned prize compared to the guys my age out on dating sites.

Chopping?!! No one said anything about chopping!

I'm not even scared of clowns and the idea is horrifying.

Ok, what if Robert Pine shows up thinking the CHIPs movie is still out?

They really should do a all-male showing of Brokeback Mountain.

But what if Chris Pine shows up?

As someone who is an expert in the "mine shaft gap", I'm going to throw my hat in the ring.

This is just an excuse to have sexy pillow fights, right?

Oh, I'm so jealous of Alex McLevy. I always wanted that game but never got it.

I have a picture of my nephews and they are about 1 foot apart from him. He's in the same picture but not standing with them. It's actually pretty cool how they have that character act even for pictures.

My nephews did as well. I did get in the Chewy picture.

Sure, Sam.

Chewbacca will hug you at Disneyworld. Kylo Ren will not.

There's a reason those stormtroopers "Noped" there way back down that corridor.

I've never seen them but my understanding is that the whole society could be torn down with a viewing of "High School Musical"

Maybe we can convince them with
"How stupid are you that you aren't in on it at this point?"

The government will prevent you from looking over the giant ice wall that surrounds the earth.
Why?
Because they don't want you to fall off
Why not just say the world is flat so don't go to the edge and fall off?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They really aren't unique.

At least, make it about the hero who saved Cloud City's ice cream maker.