I remember the first time my company sent out a poll from surveymonkey. I reported it to security assuming it was some kind of phishing scam.

and they ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had. Now they’re just—

Ohhh, To prevent gang fights. Now I get why The Incredibles host the dance party at Disneyworld.

You forgot about internet fandom:
Owens needs to win clean to be a strong heel. AJ needed to win clean or he is being buried.

I believe they meant Brotality! which will be part of the next Mortal Kombat game.

Yeah, we almost always have the same enemies. It makes no sense they are the middle east country we constantly act like is the worst.

because Wolfman's got nards.

They are going to keep trying to create shared filmscapes until a new one succeeds or Marvel's dies.

Do you know what killed the dinosaurs?

I actually received mine right after the ceremony. My college was only about 3500 people total though.

I was thinking Chris Elliot.

The Billboard Awards. Right between last week's Country Music Awards and next week's Country Music Awards.

That's the only entry that I would qualify as good.

Was it dilapidated?

Sorry, the correct answer is…….
Now we know how the Loc-Nar, the sum of all evils was created.

Trump the Orange

Kurt Angle as president would be confusing as people saying that he sucked would be a mixed message.

Animatronic Trump has already sent ICE to deport the birds in the Enchanted Tiki Room and has promised jobs to all the bears in the Country Bear Jamboree.

Bobby Bonilla will get over 1 million every year from the Mets until 2035 indirectly because of Madoff.

Enjoy it before he shows up