Chrislam!

Why did you think I was chucking Sour Patch Kids at you?

I never knew someone could be so non descriptive.

He's groping angels in the sky, Jimmy. Groping angels….

Shouldn't all Guillermo Del Toro articles just use that photo of him and Ryan Gosling on the Cars ride?

Pat Robertson is a hack. Jack Van Impe is where it's at.

Rigged Nielsen Ratings, Sad.

I would have never experienced D.E.B.S. if not for LOGO.

I hope LOGO buys it just to piss people off.

To be fair, Red Lobster is much better than going to Olive Garden.

I've had burritos on the South Side that were so big that they were "insane, dangerous, and soul-destroying"

Perry the Platypus is NOT a MRA!

They pine for the day when you just gave a women's dad some livestock. Now you have to have a personality and shit.

Everything you say to me
GETS MY ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND I'M ABOUT TO LEAK!

Also in a wheelchair. Fox probably thought they could greenlight shows with only white casts for years and years after that.

I assumed a unicorn facial was.

Just when I thought I had a handle on gay slang.

If it's like bounce houses, you don't need the helium just a good wind.

Nice try, I know your dad put the bones there to test us.

I can't believe the number of people who don't like the video