There's a sledgehammer fight!

I admit that I would watch Fallon that night.

Advertisers want young people because they don't have established brands yet. Older people already know which laundry detergent that they will buy.

So are you going to employ him to work on your gholas?

*Shifts into Drive and hits gas at the same time*

I hear you can get your undergrad by playing enough Crazy Taxi.

I have the strange need to drive recklessly.

I can imagine as he was the normal human who seemed to know the most about what was going on.

I expect shots of wind blowing strongly through pine trees and traffic lights at empty intersections.
Seriously, those pine tree shots early in the show convey a scary darkness to the place.

That and Major Briggs speech to Bobby in the diner.

Are we bringing back sniglets?

Heart's "Alone" will never be used better. That sequence is one of the hardest times that I laughed in my life and I was by myself so it wasn't even the infectious kind of laughter.

The show creator used to sometimes discuss things with the commenters in the recaps before they stopped recapping it.

That's an opening to shill Randall Park's old web series "Baby Mentalist"

Joyless? He's voiced a cartoon pig!

This makes the time I ate 2 McDonald's Double Quarter Pounders for a snack look weak.

Even without the blades, I'm afraid I would be killed accidently.

No, this is a Walmart special. Walmart has the most eclectic DVD selection. They always have tons of new "genre" straight to DVD stuff along with more popular things. The only time I ever go to Walmart is to look at their DVD selection.

This is what you get when you ask for female superhero movies so shut up and watch Speedball 2: The Rise of Penance.

Now I need to watch this.