Luckily, he is easy to repel. Just tell him that you are an atheist.

This all comes from Operation Desert Storm where war became cool again. Suck it, Vietnam!

Emergency run to fulfill demand = Blasting Barry White in every park and surrounding rural area.

According to my nephews, Donnie Yen's character was Chinese psycho guy.

upvoted for terrible fish joke.

There are 4 untrue statements there! 4!

"You've mistaken us for Burning Man."

Surprisingly, since it's right in her name.

I've worked on a base for a decent chunk of my life and try my very best not to be in the process of leaving at 5 pm (especially in the winter.)

The top picture seems to be saying "Mummy, Daddy. Can I have a friend?"

I believe "because of their crazy beliefs"

Aww, I like the Easter Bunny in the picture.

Even as a kid, I thought "Isn't this the kind of thing that the Commies do?"

When someone made a big deal about Obama, I thought "That's the pledge, not the anthem." I would do it if I had learned it through something that wasn't an "I'm more patriotic" wankfest.

It's the hats. Seriously.

Now, sure. 10 years ago, not nearly as much. Though everyone has always removed their hats.

Yes, though most people didn't do it until they noticed President Obama didn't. Then it became a big deal and everybody pretended that they did it all along. (I still don't do it for this very reason)

Hey, I'm still railing about those good reviews that State of Emergency received.

This is really just about getting Carl Weathers into a ham costume, isn't it?

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