Dear dumbasses,
When we went into space, we weren't shocked to see that the world was round. We've known it was round for fucking ever.

I was, in fact, not ready for this.

If it is anything like my playing, most of the movie will just be Elissa Steamer on Warehouse trying for crazy high scores.

Blink? It's so sad.

No, she was the female ninja turtle from that 90s live action show.

Not time traveling 90s Dennis Miller.

We know it's you, Dennis Miller.

This is why I don't understand why it seems like most AAA games spend so much time and money on realism over a stylized approach Your human characters are going to come out unmemorable at best.

I don't remember the ramps being a problem. Though by the time you are trying to do Level 9, you've done level 3 so many times that it is permanently ingrained in your head.

I just looked it up, I don't remember that one very much. My brain has a weird blind spot for Bionic Commando considering I beat that game at least 20 times

Because there are other levels to hate even more in Battletoads. "All" you have to do is memorize where everything is and move up and down. Later levels, you have to memorize where everything is and execute more complex actions.
I beat Battletoads back in the day. I don't say that to garner your accolades. I say it…

Final Fantasy 7. I DID IT! After looking up strategies and watching a youtube video, I finally did something I never thought I would accomplish in Final Fantasy 7! Over 50% TV Ratings in the parade.

It is a pretty good list, but Cave Dwellers should be on it.

I'm a fan of The Girl who Leapt Through Time. I actually like it better than Summer Wars.

I have a feeling they will not rollerblading to Free Ride. So I'll pass.

I played season 2 of Walking Dead (on PSN) and really enjoyed. I knew the main story was always going to be the same but I assumed my decisions did change the story within the larger story. Decided to read up on the the different things and found out "Nope, very little of what you do has any impact on the characters…

So original Doctor Who?

No way, Trump's behavior would have lost him Hank's vote. He would never vote for someone who he didn't think behaved like an adult.

I imagine this movie is going to act as if being an openly Christian politician is an act of bravery as opposed to what is expected.

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