“I’d like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. *waves* Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?”
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
As I recall, the Supreme Court decision which upheld the right to publish racy photos of big bellied fish and women walking in shallow water was ...
If I’m herring you correctly, I should just dive in with the puns. Thanks a lot chum.
oh, i’m shore! trout out your best stuff, w’eel listen with baited breath.
I cod of been a contender.
Carpe diem. They saw the opportunity and didn’t want to regret not going for it later.
thats the winner, stop the thread right there.
What a load of carp.
I was trying to scale back on the fapping but this....
I fell for this one hook, line, and sinker.
was it the dead eyes of the live girls that tipped the scales?
something fishy about it
Floundering to make a joke here, aren’t we? Couldn’t let this one skate by?
I was sure it would be a flop! Guess they schooled me!
That calendar turned out swimmingly.
I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One