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This. This is why having one screen for everything is a bad idea.

I’m no expert on computers, but I’ve used them enough to know that even the best ones are fickle, unreliable pieces of junk. That is not something I want to trust my life to. It should be a legal requirement for any feature in a car that affects safety

It was the Relay. A half-assed badge engineering job, even by GM’s low standards, on a van that was already the automotive equivalent of mayonnaise. Yechh.

Yes - the Ion Redline. Awful torque steer, from what I’ve been told, but otherwise pretty neat.

The H2 absolutely belongs where it is at #1, but I’m surprised the Chevy Cobalt didn’t make the list, even though two Cobalt-based models (the Ion and the HHR) did.

I was a full grown adult when I found out what it was, too. Apparently it’s equivalent to flipping the bird.

This seems more convoluted and difficult to remember than just using the “double it and add 30" trick to convert Celsius to Farenheit, or “subtract 30 and halve it” to go the other way. It’s not very complicated math.

This is the kind of fun Jalopnik content that I miss. Maybe this site isn’t a lost cause after all.

Thank you! I’ve always hated Tokyo Drift. In a very Cars 2 sort of way, it’s all about a dumb American guy getting dropped into a foreign culture and somehow being better at everything than the locals, despite being, you know, a blithering idiot. It’s the white savior trope taken to comical extremes. And like Mater,

I’m sorry, but Cars 2 is two insufferable hours of Mater bumbling around like an oblivious idiot, fighting with toilets, and accidentally saving the day over and over again. It’s barely watchable the first time. Also, a spy car is tortured with a death ray until he bursts into flames in what is ostensibly a children’s

Galaxy Quest is the only good thing Tim Allen has ever done, and a damn good thing it is.

I’m guessing they probably have a tube with a funnel going to a jerry can or something. Either that or just a really big bucket that somehow fits under the car.

*laughs in Nissan Leaf*

Same. I was mostly here for Jalopnik, but after Kristen Lee, Jason Torchinsky, David Tracy, and most of the other good writers moved on, there’s not much left that I actually bother to read.

I don’t either, I just figured it was part of this site’s general “slightly-humorous” tone (i.e. one or two jokes per article/listicle/clickbait headline).

I think it’s something known in the business as “a joke”.

Interesting that these same people haven’t had a single word to say about Disney’s infamous history of blatant racism in their early animated films. Song of the South much?

I remember seeing the original announcement for these long before the Mach-E was announced. I’m glad to see they finally managed to actually build them. It’s a pity they’re so expensive, but they’re awesome nonetheless. The ‘67-68 Mustang body style truly does not ever get old.

Did I miss something, or do they not want us seeing the front of the car for some reason?

I’ll wait for the Tyrannosaurus Imperator Furiosa.

I’d actually watch that. At least it would be something original and different.