Agreed. If I can’t get wipers at Canadian Tire in a pinch, I don’t want the car.

The Cybertruck is not, and will never be, anything but pure, unadulterated comedy. Expensive comedy, but comedy nonetheless. It’s like one of those April Fools joke ads that car companies do, except they never break character and admit it’s a joke.

Half of these are actually the best classic muscle cars for the same reasons they’re said to be crappy. Muscle cars aren’t supposed to be objectively, all-around good. They’re supposed to go fast in a straight line, look badass, and be terrible at everything else.

This is darned cool. Sure, it’ll be expensive, but so is anything RV-related. And coming from the most iconic RV company by far. For those who can afford the camper road-trip life, this will handily solve the range problem, and the self-parking thing should be useful in tight campsites.

Regular Primate Reviews?

Is this the one that got torn in half in that one Spider-Man movie? If not, I don’t want it.

Honestly, I don’t really see the harm here. If the car’s sinking anyway, and she doesn’t have an immediate way to get off, why not document it?

Nope, they were Scions here as well. I think the news writer mistook it for a BR-Z.

Nope, he doesn’t have any stickers on it. It’s just a beige TJ with the angry eyes grille. I don’t know his politics, but he’s a very friendly guy and doesn’t strike me as the extremist type. I think he just likes the look of the grille, TBH. To each their own.

A friend of mine has angry eyes on his TJ. He’s a really nice guy and the complete opposite of the stereotype. I don’t understand it at all.

This is actually a genius idea. It would force the teams to either build a perfectly symmetrical car, or take a 50/50 bet on skewing it one direction or the other.

I really, desperately want Alpha to be a real company and not a scam. I love their car designs so much. Please, please turn out to be real.

Maybe I don’t understand how ride-sharing works, but wouldn’t it make more sense for Uber to charge by distance rather than time?

That just tells you the time left and the time you arrived at, though. It doesn’t update in real-time after you arrive. It’s more of a time GPS than a clock.

I swear, there is no situation that XKCD doesn’t have a chuckle-worthy entry for.

I wonder if the DeLorean has a clock in it somewhere that automatically accounts for the time travel? Or does the clock show the time you last left until you manually update it? With all the clocks and stuff in there (including the comically old-fashioned alarm clock that’s always sitting on the dash), you’d think Doc…

There. Fixed it. I used to be a big fan of Stewart, but in this case, he was clearly the one who made the connection to anti-Semitism, and projected it onto Rowling. It’s also utterly absurd of him to claim he doesn’t think the Harry Potter books are anti-Semitic after going on a long, unhinged, and very pointed rant…

Bold of you to assume they weren’t already in uniform.

It looks... fine? No worse than the current Bolt. I still hate that big black fascia (it’s too big at this point to even call it a fake grille) that most new Chevys seem to have, but this is far from their worst one, and the rest of the car is actually pretty well proportioned. The silver version in the last photo…

Well... it looks better than the regular Silverado, at least. Granted, most things do. Don’t get me wrong, it looks nice, but to me, it just looks like a big blue box of reasons to buy a Ford Lightning instead.