The whole “we won’t sell electric cars” thing is peak stupid, but I guess if it gets boomer butts in EV seats, it’s a good thing.

I can’t wait to see the reaction to this from all the dude-bros in the Facebook comments on Ford’s page who can’t stand the Mach-E because it has four doors and a pony badge.

I love those 3-spoke wheels, if only for the sweet, sweet taste of ‘90s nostalgia. They’re the wheel equivalent of “Jazz”, that purple and teal swooshy design that was used to be paper cups.

The car looks good. The weird yellow studio lighting does not.

Oh wow, that is quite a bit smaller! I have seen a few Bronco Sports in traffic - I really like the size of them. A truck that size should be a breath of fresh air.

It looks... a lot like a Ranger. So much like a Ranger that I can’t tell how big it actually is from the photo.

It’s for young adults who grew up with the old show. I guess it qualifies as a nostalgia cash grab, but what the heck, I’m always down for some Spencer shenanigans.

The “Monster Energy-chugging Cars & Coffee dude-bros” I was referring to aren’t drag racing enthusiasts. They’re talking-shit-about-other-people’s-cars-while-crashing-their-own enthusiasts.

First, I love this. Monster Energy-chugging Cars & Coffee dude-bros will hate on it endlessly for not being a gas-guzzler, but I guarantee none of them can do a quarter mile in the low eights. Even Chevy’s E-COPO isn’t this fast.

Josie and the Pussycats is one of my favorite movies of all time, and it breaks my heart that it doesn’t get more recognition. It’s campy fun by itself, but it’s also a brilliant satire of consumer culture that feels a little heavy-handed now, but was so unusual at the time that it got trashed by numerous critics who…

And just like that, I’m no longer interested in the XC40 EV.

DeLorean instantly says BTTF to most people though.

Oh, Britta’s in this.

Fake Dr. Lizardo’s antics would be hilarious if he wasn’t so hateful.

I’m pointing and laughing at how you pointed and laughed at me for bothering to post my comment, but still bothered to post your utterly pointless reply.

I’m sorry, but I lost a tiny bit of respect for you today.

I’ve only just noticed that, in the second shot in this sequence, KITT is a stock Firebird without the scanner.

He’s a troll. It’s not worth bothering to talk sense to him. He’s just trying to get us to waste time explaining things to him.

Fucking STOP, you absolute piece of shit. We all know you’re a spammer. I would ask what you even think you’re going to accomplish, but I’m not even sure you’re a sentient being, so I won’t bother.

Don’t feed the troll. He’s a well-known pest around here. He stole a well-respected commeter’s name and picture and pops up every now and again just to make all our days worse.