I’d bet money that he would lick the petri dish unprompted, even if they told him he’d die from it. Actually, especially if they told him he’d die from it. This is a man who looked directly into the sun, after all.

That’s literally the “logic” that he uses, and his brain-dead supporters eat it up.

Same. People are nitpicking Joe’s actually-pretty-good history and I’m just like “You see the alternative, right?”

That’s an insult to literal shit stains.

I wish. More likely, he already has it, and because of his idiotic fucking arrogance, now everyone who works at that plant has it too.

My guess would be all of them.

That about covers it.

Yep.... those were certainly all words.

Trump looks better in a mask. I can see less of his disgusting face.

No. Apple pie is good. Apple is turds.

“My hat blew off, Daddy.”

“You smell good.”

#ReleaseTheTailpipeCut

I enjoyed it the first time I watched it. The second time I tried to watch it, it just felt like a lame Avengers knockoff.

THANK YOU! This has bothered me for the longest time. The original Pacer, while weird as hell, was sort of charming in its own way. Then the new grille came along, and eww, what’s this? It doesn’t look like the Mirthmobile anymore, and I don’t like it.

Honestly? Nah.

These are great, but giving credit to the Trump administration for the work of the National Park Service is - I won’t mince words here - an absolutely idiotic thing to do.

Honestly, I’d take Taylor Swift over most people. Unlike basically everyone in the White House these days, Taylor is actually a sane, competent human.

I wish it were terminal. Sadly, it’s not.

I had no idea! That’s horrible. I never watched much of his stuff, but I kept meaning to check him out. I won’t bother now.