You are an idiot of the highest caliber! He is correct in his citation of the ninth amendment of the United States Constitution. I have an extensive background in constitutional research and he is right. YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE! This is not the kind of discourse that needs to be held on Jalopnik. No kindly either get an…

Really I thought they held their value as porn.

Well how about eggs?

Or I am so going to blow up my engine shoving this 5 dollar nitrous kit on top of my turbos.

Whoosh Stang Clan aint nuthin to muck with!

Mudskipper must be lifted with 4x4 and huge tires.

No replacement for displacement!

Or Mustang on South Beach Diet

No replacement for displacement!

M270TI

No replacement for displacement MURICA!

Could of had a cummins as my redneck friends would say.

Mustang Eotech comes with a fully loaded select fire M4 with an Eotech HWS 3x flip to the side magnification 203 40 Mike Mike and a colt 45.

But the don't let you keep your warranty with the tire shredding burnout button :(

Mustang RUN I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE OFF! Nope that's Lexus the fancy Godzilla.

See, Ford? Any of those would work better than Mustang EcoBoost. Just wait until you see what the Jalopnik commentariat comes up with. They probably haven't even been guzzling paint thinner all day like I have.

And depreciate and fall right into our hands! :)

Exactly a healthy dose of fear is a good thing!

A healthy dose of fear is a good thing!

Mercedes-Benz CLA45 AMG: The centerpiece of the CLA45 is its crazy 355 horsepower engine (its interior sure as hell isn't), which is the most powerful turbo four currently in series production. In Comfort/Eco mode, its non-sport mode, the car feels too restrained. You only get to tap the full well of insanity in sport…