But don't you think it's way better than still being a mysogonist jerk.

you are not a bad person for realizing it after your daughter was born. you would be a bad person if you were to insinuate that people who don’t have daughters are incapable of realizing it.

Donald Trump: It depends. Is she hot?

lol

Ted Cruz is exactly the kind of person whose entire knowledge of basketball would have been gained from reading the rulebook.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

To say he took the quickest and most efficient route is giving him a little to much credit. He took tanking, a relatively well-worn strategy, and pushed it a little further.

Only a management consultant could come up with a strategy that makes you 10% more likely to “succeed” but has three times the opportunity costs and you have to do it forever. I’m surprised he didn’t try to have the team coached by a Toyota assembly line manager and a client engagement coordinator from McKinsey

Can you come do all my yard work? I won’t pay you. But the value of the education that I will give you in cutting lawns and pulling weeds will be worth far more than the money you would otherwise be earning for your time.

Also Rockets fan/Counterpoint:

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

YOU MUST CHOOSE

I resemble that comment!

A herb with Sage

I will not listen to anyone who’s says “Curry” and “injured” in the same sentence. They were so snarky and touchy last summer after they won bc people were rightly pointing out that in every series they played, the other team was missing a key contributor. What's good for the goose...

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

Can we please give Cleveland a few days before we have to deal with this bullshit again?

God that’s such a great fucking movie/scene. . .

Yes you do. Yes you fucking do.

Everyone