This is always a hazard when you walk around at everyone's fart level.

Five Lakers: [play man-to-man defense]

I always wondered what happened in that case. Since 1996 I assumed that if one of the last 5 players got eliminated he would be replaced by Bill Murray.

Oh man, that's gonna ruin Bennett's season.

— chief among them...

Pictured: 12 Wears A Sleeve

The new head gear has been even less popular among players.

NBA players are big 2nd amendment supporters.

Richard Sherman, a legitimately interesting guy whose story hits on all sorts of intersections of sports and American culture and draws serious interest from the public, is also a first-rate entertainer and—most important—a truly elite football player.

Sherman: "They about to try me."

Wooorldstaaaaar?

At least it's not as messy as the meth scandal on Rural Meyer's team.

What an idiot! First you win the Heisman then you pop some ex.

"Random folks putting ecstasy in beer cups then handing them out to a person at a party, then the person drinks it, then the person ends up in your apartment having sex with you, then your friend walks in, then you two laugh, then nine months later your semen shows up in a rape kit, then you have a press conference…

Ecstasy is performance enhancing if playing defensive end involved glow sticks and getting back rubs from other dudes.

I don't think the comparison is very apt. Jesus was a carpenter, but watching Johnson, he seems more skilled at masonry.

This isn't the first time that just one "but no" wasn't enough for FSU's QB.

Good read. I never thought I would Kerrigan about this saga after 20 years or so.

And yet there are still people out there who can't understand why someone would not see a police officer as a source of help and protection.

Robbers always knock on the door.