It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

A plague on both your houses

“Why does picking a phone plan need to be this difficult?”

Take your star. 

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Porn is really ruining the Male perspective on how to treat the box.

I think it’s fair to assume that the company values antagonizing it’s hardcore fans over putting out a compelling product it’s fans want to watch that might catch other viewers. Basically, the only way modern WWE knows how to generate heat and interest is to legitimately piss of its own fans, then have the characters…

Hey, don’t push him, ‘cause he’s close to the edge!

Well I hope he got the message.

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

Woz is wrong. Everyone should get off of facebook yesterday.

Suns out Guns Out

This is better than anything I could've come up with. +1

fantastic

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

Twas a bad day to be orange.