The trick is to mouth the word “watermelon” at different speeds without fully enunciating.

Correction- because MJ would have been out gambling and smoking all night and then won the game on three hours sleep

No one at the press conference followed up with the obvious question: are they referring to Kenneth Branagh’s 1993 version or Joss Whedon’s artier 2012 production?

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

Because his denial was ridiculous. Had he just said he fucked up to begin with it would have been over much quicker.

Policing While Black. That’s sort of a new one, right?

Funny how you bring up the “Shame” scene in Game of Thrones, seeing as how Cersei is a FUCKING VILLAIN

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

If the NY Post is giving you a hard time about racially insensitive remarks then you truly are the bottom of the barrel.

If it was easy to do a one-off show drawing 10,000 fans, someone else would have done it.

Ban such fans from games forever. People who think their souvenirs are more important than the play shouldn’t be allowed to attend a live game.

Somehow, against logic, everybody in this picture annoys me more than the person next to them.

A win for Harden is a loss for the game of basketball.

You’ve got a Boston team winning waaaay to high on a list of desirable outcomes.

Absolutely not!

Until morale improves, the lickings will continue.

Does this mean Deadpool 2 has an original song for Oscar contention?

Yes! And tomorrow and tomorrow and the day after that!

Given that VKM is besties with Trump, I have 0 expectation of any progressive values...even though I think HHH is honestly trying.

I agree. It’s ridiculous to think that this publicly traded entertainment company that’s always been about making money would put their self interests on hold to promote radical progressive policies like *checks notes* letting women go places by themselves.