Such bullshit. And I just sat (yes sat- I just got home from fucking 14 hour workday) through probably the 400th time of listening to God Bless America during the Yankees 7th inning stretch since 9/11.

I don’t want to ruin your joke, but I’m pretty sure he always offered choices:

We’re done here. Someone gets the lights.

> ...and felt that he had to stay there while the anthem was played so it didn’t appear that he was walking away.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Seriously. How can you suddenly express regret for what you said when you went out of your way to emphasize that you said it?

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

You can tell you’ve gone too far when even the WWE fans are sick of your xenophobia.

I don’t need ESPN to tell me Andy Dalton sucks or that Trump is a white supremacist. Some things are just obvious enough on their own.

Tony Kornheiser was suspended for commenting on Hannah Storm’s wardrobe.

lol @ the expectation of ESPN to have that kind of spine

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.

Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on

Peterson’s no longer equipped to beat someone’s ass?

A gun wielded by a professional who was trained in these types of situations. Not a gun handled by your average American idiot.

What baffles me even more is the white bread and mayonnaise eating motherfuckers that think someone like Bannon and his boy Don really give a fuck about them? I don’t think rich people are really looking out for me, even if they agree with me on some politics. You gotta be a special kinda stupid to believe Bannon…

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

The atomic mass of Lynchonium is What the fuck you think?

There should be statues of him everywhere, with the plaque on it saying “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”