When I was in 5th grade we had the alphabet hanging above the chalkboard in front of the class, and when I would get bored I would memorize it backwards because I thought it was a fun trick. I had NO IDEA that I was setting myself up for a future of faking through field sobriety tests.

Starting to really seem like people who run for state office are just bat shit crazy and unemployable anywhere else, which is how we end up laws like these coming about.

If you don’t know that making crass jokes about dead children will offend your potential audience and create headaches for your sponsors, then you suck at your job and deserve to be fired.

It doesn’t take much to be on higher moral ground than someone joking about people (some of whom are likely children) dying so that he can be edgy about how much he dislikes a pop star.

Can we please stop with this horseshit?

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

From 1996 from 2012 here are his batting averages.

Are you seriously arguing that Derek Jeter didn’t deserve to be an all-star every year. He was top ten in offensive WAR every year from 97 to 07, except for 03 when he missed a chunk of the season with a shoulder injury. I thought I’d heard every weird knock on Jeter there was to hear, but this is a new one...

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

Not only would I vote for this man for President, at this point, I can’t think of *anyone* I’d prefer more than him.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

To be fair, it was probably the 200th night in a row someone asked him “how were you feeling out there tonight?” I’m amazed more athletes don’t go full Marshawn at these quote scrums.

The key difference between Chicago and Boston is that Chicago people can accept that some people in Chicago are racist. Boston people deny it like its the plague which of course makes more people believe they are racist.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

I don’t think Sasha’s bad on the mic, I just think that her creative is a mess right now. She’s playing a heel character as a babyface, and the result is that the promos they’re writing for her lack direction.

I’m sure we’ll hear how sickened the fans are every time Adam comes to the plate or catches a fly ball these next three games.

I’m kinda on the other end of the spectrum, I never found Bray Wyatt intriguing as a character. Supernatural characters like Undertaker and Kane were successful because they had an established backstory so that people understood the mythology that Creative was pushing, and did minimal mic work to keep the aura around…