You get invited to ALL the parties, don’t you? Admit it.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

Cool Story Bro: Was at a Bed Bath and Beyond in Houston several years ago, and out of the corner of my eye, this ball goes bouncing down the aisle, quickly followed by what I could only assume at the time was an alien spacecraft, a giant silvery blur. A few seconds later, Dikembe comes strolling back, ball in hand in…

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Cologne.

I work at a large, successful company, I’m basically your age, I work with a lot of older Millennials, and I have absolutely zero concept of what you’re talking about. Your candidates are shit, I assume because you are trying to pay them with Monopoly money. That fine. I understand it’s tough. But extrapolating your…

“Kerry Wood” is the biggest dick name. “Unit” is a distant second. Clemons is just a dick.

Pretty sure “Scherzer” is now a euphemism for “big, swingin’ cock.”

“Back in my day, we’d suspend ourselves for a stunt like that.” - Goose Gossage

I thought it was understood that it’s an open invitation.

That is how it should work, but often that isn’t how it actually works. Look at Zack Ryder. He got the fans behind him and was way popular, but after a short run on Raw where he was made to look like a joke has been relegated to NXT and jobbing. Hell, they gave him the feel good moment at Wrestlemania and everyone…

I think that’s generally true to an extent, but I believe there have been many examples over the years where WWE’s tone deafness has refused to acknowledge popular acts and put them in the winner’s circle regardless of merchandise sales. Who ends up as winners and losers probably has more to do with backstage politics…

“As a fan, I’ve never, ever said, “Ooh, Ryback! Can’t miss Ryback!””

John Cena jump around in the ring by himself

He makes perfect sense.

It’s a virtuous circle if you’re one of those guys, but a vicious one if you aren’t. If I start winning, fans start liking me more (usually), merch sales go up, Vince sees this making the company more money, so I get a bigger push, more wins for me, more money for me, more merch sales for the…

This may be the first time in recorded history where I’m on Vince’s side. Too bad, too. Ryback was hilarious on Sunday.

I think their counter-argument would be “you aren’t popular, so you don’t draw as much as the people who ostensibly ARE better than you.” Not necessarily that he is easily replaceable as a mid-level, but that the people above him are less replaceable.