- liam hemsworth
- alexis bledel
- mischa barton
- blake lively
- amber heard
- robert pattinson
- seth rogen (he just plays himself all the time, in various amusing situations, PROVE ME WRONG)
- will ferrell (he invented ron burgundy and has been doing that in every movie since)

Amy Adams should not be on this list and she should have won an Oscar for Enchanted!

JVDB is great at this. I think my favorite is David Duchovny (Larry Sanders Show & Better Things) though, with honorable mentions going to Jennifer Grey, Larry David and Matt Leblanc who, like JVDB, also did entire series playing “themselves.”

They are just as addicting as cigarettes (from the nicotine), but they don’t have the carcinogens. So you will be addicted, but you will not get cancer. So win?!

“based on the description above,”

You have more glamour in your pinkie finger than most celebs have in their entire bodies.

OK, kinjaland, here’s one scoop that may end up in next week’s Midweek Madness - it concerns your very own Jerry-Netherland.

Don’t Trust the B was a perfect show, in spite of ABC horrendously f***ing with it, including by showing the episodes so badly out of order that several subplots became horribly garbled 

I miss that show so much.

“Oh, are you taking your vitamins?”
“Yeah, vitamin C for Careless!”

James is fine with this. He know you have to walk away from your past in slow-motion as it explodes behind you, like in a John Woo movie

oh fuck the fuck off 

*raises hand*

What strategies are those? Always fighting on the terms dictated by your opponent, tying one hand behind your back and begging a bunch of amoral dicks to like you? That’s what Democratic mainstream has been doing for 40 years and now we’re here.

There is a surprisingly large group of people out there who believe the best way to beat Trump is to keep doing the exact thing that lost the election last time.

I read your other post. “Now is not the time for ideals and silliness.” How can you claim to like her, and at the same time call her silly? Also why is this not the time for ideals? 

Because it is inherently important to the content he oversees and he managed to get to where he is without knowing it. 

A good bartender is worth a thousand bottom feeding law clerks from the Heritage Foundation.

I don’t often say this about a politician, but the more I learn about her, the more I like Ocasio-Cortez. Seriously.

It was all silicon valley gossip. A weird blend of TMZ and Gizmodo, sorta.

Silicone valley gossip. Like how Gawker used to be NYC gossip.