Well, nature used to have a way, but we keep disrupting it. 

Does it’s gearbox go whippy-crack????

The new Ferrari isn’t a 458, it’s just a Tributo.

I read #1 in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice, as is required.

Reminder set.

Or better yet, don’t buy any of them, because they are tacky, “look at me I’m rich”, poseur cars across the board. They do nothing better than an S-Class other than scream how wealthy you are. And frankly, that is about all an S-Class really does better than an E-Class, which is why the old money all drive E-Class…

chicken

Should have been green with tan interior.

“I mean the odo said 156,163, but I got on the phone with the guy and was able to talk him down to 147,382!  I gave him my social and mother’s maiden and we sealed the deal then and there!”

I love these cars so much and I’m really happy to see somebody actually drove theirs, but damn that interior looks like a strip club from the 90's that never got refurbished.

Meanwhile I have zero regrets for my full length George Foreman Grill back tattoo.

Just enough snow cleared to see a little out the front. I got out of my car, opened the trunk, and cleared off the douche-nozzle’s car. When he honked, I gave him the finger. I made sure he missed the green light too.

I mean, it’s a hollow insult at this point, but if you wanted to illustrate “delicate special snowflakes”, who feel “victimized and triggered” by the existence of people who are completely ignoring them, and desperately want to create a “safe space” for themselves, I don’t think you could come up with a better example…

1st Gear: It’s called trickle down economics. It won’t happen immediately. It’s not gush down. It can take years, Years! In fact, I’m still waiting for Reagan’s tax cuts to trickle down to me. But it’s coming. It has to be coming. Republicans have been telling me for years that cutting taxes on the rich and…

“GM saved over $500 million from the tax cuts”

If it’s the car they want, I really don’t think trying to dissuade them is a good idea. I try to stay out of people asking me what car they should buy by just asking what car they want.

Which 3-row 8 seater SUV will get 28 mpg highway like an Odyssey will?

External size, sure. Internal space, not so much. Thanks Taurus might have some of the worst use of space of any car I’ve ever driven.

Either there’s a difference, or there isn’t. Epic Failure said the gas mileage is the same. It is not. You can make the argument the difference is worth it, you can make the argument the difference is too small to be meaningful (which is an argument of privilege, but hey), but you cannot make the argument that there…

Let’s rank them based on stopping distance.