Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Dr. Oz, of all people, decided to be the one with some journalistic integrity and absolutely roasted Trump and called him on all of his bullshit in this segment? I mean, it will never ever happen, but a gal can dream, right?

Oz is such a whore. ( Apologies to all the nice, hard-working whores out there.)

This is dry humor at its finest. You said this while holding a dead parrot and wearing no pants, right?

He won the nomination fair and square and he‘s a conman, a blowhard, and an ignoramus. It is not just disagreement, it is the clear and objective reality that he is a clown. That is what makes him an invalid candidate.

Fuck yes. This is the Leader of the Goddamn Free World, and according to 538, this clown is hovering around a ~35% chance of winning this shit. Unreal...

This raises the awfulness to whole new levels. How many more persons and institutions are going to give Trump their imprimatur, and possibly the election, by either treating him like a valid presidential candidate or by colluding with him to lie about stuff that’s actually quite important.

I would like to wake up from this bad dream now, please.

As a Jewish anti-Zionist who criticizes Israel every day, I can say this dude is just a plain old anti-Semite.

The dipshit dresses like it’s still 1975. Collars that big went out with the Ford administration.

Surely you’re not comparing those two musical geniuses to...Chris...Brown?

Nah, he stole that line from the Doors movie.. I remember that because I actually thought it was funny, when I was like twelve years old..

I am so going to learn how to use Garage Band on my Mac and make a sex therapy techno mashup....

There’s also the very strange question of, like...we’re worried about dudes dressing up as women and going into the women’s room so we’re going to solve that by making sure...transmen have to go into the women’s room? Wouldn’t that make it EASIER for guys to sneak in? I mean, there’s no pants check at the movie…

Yeah, the crime bill Bernie voted for because it included the Violence Against Women Act, the one he pushed hard to change because he predicted at the time it would lead to mass incarceration. That crime bill.

You defend both Letourneau and Stubblefield (if not their actions, their motivations) with terms like “love” and “deluded”; frankly, I think this is a perfect example of problem with our criminal justice system, and our society when it comes to how we treat women. There’s blatant condescension in the idea that women’s…

Seems people owe the deli owners some apologies after shitting on them for not letting the father into the store. There was much initial gnashing of teeth over that aspect of the story.

Yes! What is with all the spitting on vaginas and assholes? Gross. It’s not even for the purpose of lube. It’s just to hawk a big one on a girl. YUCK! Is it kind of like a mini cumshot to some guys? I don’t care. If a man spit on me IRL I would punch him in his dickhole.