Jesus. The call is coming from inside the house, CPAC.

I hear you—at least Pence is a predictable asshole.

If they’re talking about a new travel ban so far in advance of issuing it, that certainly defeats Trump’s prior argument of not wanting to let “a whole lot of bad guys” come through in the meantime.

Johnny Cash, “Cocaine Blues”

This is becoming discomfitingly similar to Watergate, with the unfortunate exception of having a Republican-controlled Congress. We have all the elements: illegally obtaining information, a cover-up, and evidence of multiple abuses of power by the Office of the President. That was the evidence required to initiate…

Does anyone know if Trump does the same thing with women (or if he’s ever even shaken hands with a woman?) I’m guessing he goes for a different body part first, but on the off-chance he actually has shaken a woman’s hand, I’d be curious to see if he pulls the same clumsy faux-dominance maneuvers.

I don’t think you’re being cynical—it will be interesting to see if this DOES spark a 3am Twitter rant from Herr Cheeto. If it doesn’t, you might be right.

I kind of wondered if Betsy DeVos was the Trump administration glass-cliff hire.

Fuck the GOP. Honestly, before this election I used to pride myself on being a split-ticket voter, prioritizing issues before partisanship. Now that I’ve seen how much this woman-, minority- and LGBTQ-hating party is willing to wreck the country in order to advance their agenda, the Democratic candidate for ANY…

If you’re interested, the good folks over at Cracked did an intriguing-but-horrifying article about Trump subscribing to an emerging “my wealth is indicative of God’s favor” sect of Christianity. (I am not affiliated with Cracked—lately I’ve been reading their site as a form of therapy.)

YES. I kept wondering when the Dems would take the gloves off, because it’s clearly justified at the point.

With regard to JR Doporto, his city council profile says he has at least one daughter. I feel really bad for her, growing up with someone like him for a father, who thinks so poorly of women. I wonder how he would feel if a man slapped his daughter.

Jesus Kelly Ann, pick your battles. A fistfight over Chachi?!

I really liked this—thank you for sharing it. I said something similar above, but marrying for money doesn’t mean she deserves to be abused or that we can’t feel compassion for her. (Her husband’s party seems to have cornered the market for compassion deficits.)

My husband and I go back and forth on this all the time—I do actually feel sorry for her, marrying for money aside, because she always exhibits all the little tells of possible domestic violence and the spouse who tries to leave time and again but can’t.

Someone put a giant pussyhat on the Troll :) He’s never looked better

I love her for that. I think there’s a bit of a double standard here—It likely wouldn’t be newsworthy if Djokovic demanded an apology, which I could easily see happening. (Disclaimer: I only know who the major players are because Mr. Lentil is obsessed. I follow tennis drama but my actual tennis knowledge is more…

I think the flight attendants of Air India should be given Tasers a lá Korean Air.

I LOL’d at that guy’s “it might lead to gender discrimination,” as if that’s not the very issue that led to this measure in the first place.

I don’t know why I’m surprised at any headline these days. It just gets worse and worse, yet every day I think “today is the day Trump tells us we’ve all been punk’d!” Ugh. Anyone care to make bets on when Kim Jong Un is going to show up to Trump Tower for cake?