I wasn’t going to dress up for Halloween but an incident today has totally inspired me! So this morning our douchebag neighbor yelled at me for our brown lawn —admittedly, I totally asked for it by smiling and saying “good morning.” (I responded with “You are aware we have an epic drought right now?”) So I have…

I got a gif on Jezebel! I got a gif on Jezebel! I got a gi—I mean, thank you :)

Rest in Peace, Doctor