I always look like someone who ate toast in bed and just brushed out the crumbs before her boyfriend came back.

Wegman’s has great good food options. Both $6 meals, subs, pizza, and the aforementioned buffet. Could be made with arsenic, I’m still eating it

The PDF attached doesn’t tell me much about the actual ingredients list or the number of preservatives, which I would be interested in. I’m not under any delusions that cooking myself is better than grabbing prepared meal, but if the prepared meal/hot meal (I’m assuming “prepared” includes frozen since I’ve never seen…

I think you have to go into it with the same mindset as Edge of Tomorrow, where even if you hate Tom Cruise, you can enjoy the simple pleasure of watching Tom Cruise getting murdered over and over again.

I think Michael Keaton is by far the best actor to have played Bruce Wayne to date, and his casting was a brilliant move. For everyone that said “how can Michael Keaton be Batman? I don’t see it,” I said, “that’s exactly why he’s perfect!!!”

Am I the only one that kind of wants a zany, fun Batman? Like the old 60s TV show? Or a family friendly Superman where he’s the giant boy scout he was written as? I’m getting more and more weary of the dark, grimy, grimdark portrayls.

Hey, it’s a total turn on when he calls you “mommy” while chowing down on jellybeans.

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the word “rectum” rendered in such a tacky, saccharine script.

It is a well-known scientific fact that if you look at a butthole closely enough, you will see the words “Exit” inscribed on it in the language your mother spoke when she was pregnant with you.

LOL THATS SO CUTE

It’s almost like it was a conscious decision to fail, though I’m sure—I hope—it wasn’t.

I guess this is where the age gap comes in when I read Jezebel. I’m 50, my neighbor is 45 and we share a subscription to More. It’s a great magazine, with articles and fashion that appeal to a woman who can’t find relevant info anywhere else.

I don’t believe you’re at all sorry about that pun.

It was all a misunderstanding! If only they’d said “Black Lives Matter Too! :)“ then we would all be united to end police brutality!

I remember her “Sloane ranger” upper-class fashion: the Laura Ashley prints, the white tights, the foofy taffeta evening dresses.

And in other news:

#lifegoals

Can’t find anything to hate about this because the image of all those corgis sitting around the Queen waiting patiently to be fed is my new favorite thing

The Cask of the Trumpmantillado.