Untrimmed, fresh weed is so much prettier. I would totally wear a flower crown made of that. But not to Coachella.

Well, that spirit hasn’t broken it off inside you yet. You’ll see.

This is almost as bad as when they took this guy’s vanity plate away.

Indiana DMV just let a guy have his “atheist” plate. I might go for a “fkpence” one.

Also, if Trump does not have a case of backpfeifengesicht*, I don’t know who does.

What more can Frau Merkel be asked to endure from Republican presidents?

mmm the homoeroticism is strong with this crew

Just the brown ones, apparently. Has there been any effort to kick out all those Irish kids who overstayed their student visas?

Oh, they know. They know she’s in pain and frightened. Each shift change got to guffaw at that. And to mock her for faking it. Even the blood. What horrible people.

And such a violent criminal, driving on a suspended license while poor. Monster!

“But in these situations — as anybody out on the street, any husband and wife know — driving to the hospital, sometimes that baby comes out.”

I assure you it won’t be

I JUST WANT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PETTY CELEB SHADE, YA KNOW?

Also, thanks for this:

My favorite comment on this (and I can’t remember which person posted it) was that perhaps Biden plastered over the switches on his way out and the memes are real.

i think she was sort of an audience stand in. awkward, not quite thin, not quite pretty girls around the world saw this girl who was just like us. someone who cared about her friend but was awkward and clumsy in going about it. then she got fucking monstered reminding the awkward girls of the world that in that world,…

I worry about that Millie Bobby Brown kid.

“She told me I could let the hookers pee on me but not kill them with my tiny hands. Heckava brain to pair with those titties.”

Not enough.

Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT