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It really does show something about this guy that he immediately thought of his penis when he read the name of the column.

Glad they got him. The SOB who killed my cousin in a hit-and-run in March hasn’t been caught.

I just do stupid shit constantly THAT WAY no one will know when I am drunk. Joking. Mostly.

[Redacted. Too bitter]

20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

Yes - or drive around the next immediate corner or turn in the road and wait for you to come running after the car, wailing.

... why would you bring a knife into the bathroom just because? Was he planning to, perhaps, julienne some carrots while he was in there? Mince some onions? Cut some tile he was planning to lay?

Pretty much. I watched this and as soon as he dove for the guy, I was like “well. can’t blame him.”

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

Damn! I love it when they lay the smack down. Once, out at the range, a visiting officer commented on how there were "so many women out here." There were exactly four of us. We pretty much just rolled our eyes and were like "Yes, sir."

I’ve worked in feminist anti-violence organizations for years, all of which take seriously the reality that men are victims too and face huge barriers to reporting, being believed, etc.

Not “sex.”

In other news I’m about to make a birthday cake for my boss with a cute little piggy on top. Her daughter emailed me last minute and asked since she had seen some of my cakes on Instagram. It’s going to be almond cake with roasted cherries and whipped cream filling with chocolate ganache on top.

Margaret Atwood.

Just trying to hold on to my sanity rn. Feeling like maybe I need to go live in a cabin in the woods forever because everyone is awful and I cant internet anymore.

Yeah, he acted like she’s just a supermodel and dipped her toes into acting. Yes, she’s beautiful, but I also have been really impressed by her acting in a variety of movies.

Yeppers. My first thought as well. He looks like the type who feels he is deserved a blow job.

I’ve never heard a bad word about her... and I’ve never even heard of him. “I’ll never make a film with supermodels again” a way to devalue someone’s 15 year career is to ignore their actual profession.

Well, shit, if those people tell you they don’t care they are women, well, it must be true. Anyone truly sexist would surely come right out and say so when confronted!

We’re always told to fear strangers, but most assaults are by people we know and trust. Because they’re the ones we let get close to us. I hope he rots too.