Do you have any bottled water and canned food? Because I don’t, but I do have power tools and fire arms. WE CAN DO THIS. DON’T GIVE UP YET. I HAVE ENOUGH LIPSTICK TO LAST THROUGH A NUCLEAR WINTER.
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She’s an asshole.
I got all teary eyed and I haven't even had any eggnog yet.
I was about to get angry because im tired of people insulting love actually. But...This is your best work. It’s all our best selves. I’m going to assume you just finished a groundhogs day (but christmas) hundred day loop to write the best article of all time. So yay! Merry Christmas.
If by “adopt” you mean “acquire cats, bunnies, sloths and capybaras”, then yes. If I could regrow my uterus and give birth to a sloth, I would. But human babies? No.
Remember that time I kept getting told I had pneumonia and my back pain was “unrelated” and we don’t know what’s causing it, but take some Aleve we guess, and then I was diagnosed with STAGE IV CANCER? hahahahahahahafuckyoudoctors
Five years.
I wonder if the course should be extended to women and men? Cos internalized misogyny is a thing that affects everyone, not just men...
To me, the last paragraph exemplifies why this is a good idea. It seems like they’re going out of their way to avoid saying “your immigrant ways are wrong” and instead are saying “there are the rules here. even if these rules don’t apply where you are from, they apply in Norway.”
Because women are more likely to lie to protect abusers than they are to make false allegations of abuse? It’s really fucking hard to tell people that someone as beloved as Sean Penn did a terrible thing to her, it’s not that hard to say he didn’t.
Just want to remind everyone that this kid is 15 and a piece of shit, but 15 and a POS is much different than 27 and a POS.
I am not sure I can look entirely past his age here. It’s fully possible that he’s been groomed and used by two adults to act as a lure on their behalf, whether he realizes that or not.
I will watch the fuck out of this!
Def excited for this. The Missy track clinched it. Especially excited to see Alfred Molina being funny. Man’s brilliant. Oh, and Freeman the Fittie.
Oh honey, you’re the one who’s not good at science. When I miscarried at 6 weeks, all it was was a heavy period. So yes, all I used was tampons and pads. Would I have to bury my maxi pads?
Plenty of periods include embryonic tissue, as a very high percentage (30 to 50%) of fertilized eggs fail at the early implantation stage, and are flushed out with the normal period.
But the Right gets to fight abortion AND science with these laws! Win-win!
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