“this is merely the fourth time in her tenure as a royal”

Fuck yes! I just adopted a pup in September, and it was the best decision ever. I’m also going through a weird breakup (it happened the same dumb way it did when I dated the idiot two years ago, shoulda learned my lesson) and I swear having the dog has helped take the sting away. So glad my awesome landlord allowed…

“Respect for stay-at-home mothers has been poisoned by a toxic combination of the village elders’ war on the traditional family and radical feminism’s misogynistic crusade to make working outside the home the only marker of social value and self-respect.’’

Not sure, but I think we know who the village idiot is.

This DOES all sound like a good way to live. For me personally, Satan can stay the hell out of it, but otherwise:

Good for this guy. I’m about done with Baptists this week. If you’re religion dictates you should tell parents that just lost their baby to SIDS that it happened because they weren’t living right, then you deserve to see your diety mocked. Sorry, I’m getting a little personal, but this happened to a good friend…

Carrie wins again.

“What The Fuck Australia” should be their national motto.

I love you Australia. You have some very attractive men, some reasonably good wine but....your whole country is just a big bag of nope.

cannot imagine what it would be like if a family member of mine committed some horrible crime or act. that’s all i’ve got. too tired to even be sad today.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

I get what she is doing (and the paragraphs are spot-on), and yet I feel ambivalent since it reinforces the false parallel of choice being akin to taking a life. Am I the only one? Am I being too picky? It is extremely clever, I know.

omg I want a little happy diva cup now

No one told me not to flush tampons, so I did for years and years.

Gun to my head, I think I’d go with the Trump tat, myself.

This right here? is some creepy ass shit. I cannot be expected to handle this. We all know that woman is going to go get a tattoo made over that, and she must be stopped, for the sake of the nation.

To be fair, in the world of mainstream porn, there are so few people to cheer for.

Handy Pocket Guide to Mass-Shooting Reactions in America:

So here’s a thought, we live in a society that lets people own bears right? And ANYONE can get a bear easily and cheaply. I understand that some people can safely own bears, but keeping bears around kids and people who don’t know how to care for bears is a bad idea. However people keep saying that our violent bear…